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Implementation of Project TOAST-FALL: Gravity as Social Anxiety
MEMORANDUM TO: All Research Staff, Cafeteria Personnel, and Custodial ServicesFROM: Vic Titious, Director of Wild Ideas and Unsubstantiated HypothesesDATE: 21/05/2025SUBJECT:…